"What do you mean all sand nin hit like kitties?!"
"I was just saying that in a book I read it said that a punch from you guys felt like tissue paper.""Oh? Really? You're smart enough to read? Alright read between the lines, punk!"
"Look, don't start no stuff. Won't be no stuff, old man."Bam!
So, it was, that the inglorious Lee Mu Bai began his vacation in the Country of the Wind with a wipeout. Specifically, a random jounin level sand nin with a taijutsu proficiency had decided to put country and name on his back. With blinding speed and overwhelming power the man gave the empire kid a cold right fist that would have killed a number of others. Fortunately for Lee his constitution wa so great that he only blacked out twice. Once, for the good three seconds it took to travel from one end of the street and into the soft, squishy lap of some tea drinking female.
The second happened when her tea spilled all over his glorious shirt. Although, he did manage to get one eloquent statement out before the darkness overtook him, "Sup?"